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Here's to the impeccable evening with me, myself and i

We'll go pick out a movie and we'll all choose the same one
We'll share the same opinions afetr the feature's done
Then we'll discuss our future plans and we'll all just ride the fence
And we'll all agree that we're the only ones left here with any common sense
Here's to stayin' inside with me, myself and i

I get so tired of all that 'me or you or me or you'
I got better ways to spend my time with me, myself and i

So i asked myself, "what do you think?" and he said, "don't ask me"
He'll just take both sides of any point eventually
Then we'll have to sit here and try to compromise
Till we're all too god damned tired for anyone to decide
Here's to getting no where with me, myself and i

I get so tired of all that 'me or you or me or you'
I hot better ways to spend my time with me, myself and i

Hey titanic mama, ain't you got no soul left in those tired bones?
Hey titanic daddy, who you talkin' to on the bedroom telephone?