Lyrics of song Paos from Nuts Can Surf

Lyrics of song Paos from Nuts Can Surf. This song is on the album Unknown.

Havin' oral sex wit the leg of the table
Motors homes just got cable
And the bathroom smells like a dollar bill
Smokin' burnt water and massingil
Run up the tab in the taxi cab
Don't give a crap when the tree branch snaps
3 rusty strings on your guitar
Slicin' at his knees wit a credit card
Pushin' up daises in your Sunday shoes
Sittin' on the porch singin' the blues
Got spaceships landin' on your front lawn
Ugly ducklings turned to a swan
The hamburger dreams in the yellow moon
Skull cap wig is on the spoon
And your wearin' my drawers and actin a fool
And pissin' in your neighbors swimming pool
Don't give a damn about the dirt
Play the violin with out a shirt
Put your foot threw the window in the barn
Naked women settin' off the automobile alarm
Electric flowers in a sloid bubble
Bad ass jacks causin' massive trouble
Big forehead and a broken man
Molestin' cripple in the back of a van
When he gets wet he turns to a car
The worlds smallest man fits in a jar
Spiked alcohol is a coin a dozen
Your had a retard cause your f*cked your cousin
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